Certified chaos tube
Can enter a room quietly and leave with the entire sock economy in negotiations.
Madwill Institute of Tiny Noodle Science
Kathryn's Ferret Appreciation Society
A very serious institute for tiny noodle science.
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Why ferrets have captured Kathryn's heart
Sock inspector
Performs rigorous textile audits from inside the laundry pile, as nature intended.
Pocket weasel emeritus
Long enough to be dramatic, small enough to act like every blanket is a secret tunnel.